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so if you go to a restaurant, even your favorite restaurant you hit up all the time, don’t try to lie about stupid shit, or play dumb, or pretend like you own the joint.  yesterday a ticket comes in full of things from our spring menu LAST YEAR!  i go to politely tell the server to ask these people what they are thinking/ what the fuck?! because as bad ass as i am i cant just summon up food that isn’t growing right now.  the server comes back at me with this “the table said they come in all the time and every time they make special things for them that aren’t on the menu.”  which wouldn’t be that bad except I’M THE ONLY DAMN COOK THAT WORKS THAT SHIFT!! ITS JUST ME! ALL THE TIME! AND I WOULD REMEMBER SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND FODAMNSHO WOULDN’T HAPPEN TWICE!!

point being just order off the damn menu.  if you don’t like the menu go to a different restaraunt. thanks… oh and 

Peace, Love, and Grub

Gastrogangster

chefonfire:

You know your a cook when

• you eat most of your meals at work
• you can’t remember the last time you’ve used the bathroom
• you’re refrigerator is empty except for take out boxes 
• you wake up and your still tired
• you cherish the opportunity to eat sitting down
• you’ve become used to eating with your hands
• you organize your refrigerator by health code
• you prep your meals, then cook
• ‘yes chef’ slips when ever your cooking with family or friends
• you can’t understand anything that isn’t in the form of a ticket or slip
• in the middle of the dinner service rush you think, ‘why am I doing this to myself’?
• you realize that from the time you punch out till you come back you’ve got less than six hours to sleep.
• it becomes really apparent that nothing in your life has been as hard a finishing a fourteen hour shift and not falling asleep on the car ride home.
• you welcome the burn of a really strong drink at the end of the night
• a burn or cut or any other wound is something to be proud of

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